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Comedy Quotes by Dylan Moran
- Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes…
- I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All…
- You look like a horse in a man costume
- You exaggerate your own reactions.
- Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.
- Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop
- I actually very rarely see comedy myself, and although I admire the work of some comics, it does come from all over, so I'll get…
- I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised yeah,…
- When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when…
- I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely…
- It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
- Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always…
- Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.
- I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
- I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a…
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