"Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I……" — Dylan Moran
"Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?"
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121 Quotes by Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran has 121 quotes on this site.
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop…
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A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
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I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
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When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just…
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You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
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If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline,…
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I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I…
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I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.
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Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
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I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese...…
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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the…
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More Children Quotes
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Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I…
— Asia Argento
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Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them…
— Aristotle
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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
— Aristotle
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There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads.
— Paul Auster
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Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.
— Dick Armey
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Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they…
— Richard Armour
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If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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To suggest that God specifically created a worm to torture small African children is blasphemy as far as I can…
— David Attenborough
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Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.
— Margaret Atwood
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I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild…
— Margaret Atwood
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The countenances of children, like those of animals, are masks, not faces, for they have not yet developed a significant…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from…
— John James Audubon
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