"When did you ever hear of a child……" — Dylan Moran
"When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'"
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121 Quotes by Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran has 121 quotes on this site.
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Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic…
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop…
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A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
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I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
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You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
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If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline,…
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I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I…
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I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.
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Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
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I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese...…
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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the…
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Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I…
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I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild…
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As the most social apes, we inhabit a mirror-world in which every important relationship, whether with spouse, friend or child,…
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Even a minor event in the life of a child is an event of that child's world and thus a…
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I was born into a Christian family and brought up in a Lutheran church. My faith has been the center…
— Michele Bachmann
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In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar…
— Enid Bagnold
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A child cannot be taught by anyone who despises him, and a child cannot afford to be fooled.
— James A. Baldwin
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There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of…
— James A. Baldwin
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Chance, my dear, is the sovereign deity in child-bearing.
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What is a child, monsieur, but the image of two beings, the fruit of two sentiments spontaneously blended?
— Honore de Balzac
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When I gave birth to my fourth child, I suffered from post partum hemorrhaging. I almost lost my life. I…
— Joyce Banda
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It's not like I want to hop on a bandwagon, because I said it 15 years ago - bringing a…
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