Tart Quotes

43 quotes by 37 authors

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. — James Beard
The meal was pretentious - a kind of beetroot soup with greasy croutons; pork underdone with loud vulgar cabbage, potato croquettes, tinned peas in tiny… — Anthony Burgess
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and… — Jim Gaffigan
Acting is the best job in the world. Look at the way they treat you when you turn up for work. They give you breakfast… — Bob Hoskins
The work of Jana Harris is unique in American writing. She has always had a voice of true gritâ€”sometimes harsh, sometimes funny, always close to… — Alicia Ostriker
Beaverbrook is so pleased to be in the government that he is like the town tart who finally married the Mayor. — Beverley Baxter
I think that you've got to be prepared to write a load of nonsense to start with and then you can tart it up. The… — Colin Dexter
I don't want to be modelling G-strings. It's not that good for my image â€“ I'm a footballer not a tart — Michael Owen
When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the… — Dylan Moran
I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did — Julian Clary
My mother tells me I do not chew my food enough; she says I am making it harder for my body to get the essential… — Joe Dunthorne
The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart. — Robert Louis Stevenson
O, blackberry tart, with berries as big as your thumb, purple and black, and thick with juice, and a crust to endear them that will… — Richard Llewellyn
A seasoned woman is spicy. She has been marinated in life experiences. Like a complex wine, she can be alternately sweet, tart, sparkling, mellow. She… — Gail Sheehy
A seasoned woman is spicy. She has been marinated in life experiences. Like a complex wine, she can be alternately sweet, tart, sparkling, mellow. She… — Gail Sheehy
Tart, cathartic virtue. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
My Turn is the distilled bathwater of Mrs. Reagan's life. It is for the most part sweetish, with a tart edge of rebuke, but disappointingly… — Barbara Ehrenreich
I understand that absinthe makes the tart grow fonder. — Ernest Dowson
Although the 'New York Times' annually declares that Broadway is on its deathbed, news of its demise is greatly exaggerated. There's a lot of life… — John Lahr
Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry. — Sloane Crosley

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