"What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was……" — Jim Gaffigan
"What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.'"
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
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