"Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of…" — Jim Gaffigan
"Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community."
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site.
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great…
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your…
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.
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More Bacon Quotes
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I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me…
— James M. Barrie
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England was full of words I'd never heard before - streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high…
— Bill Bryson
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I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it…
— Anne Burrell
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Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Meek young men grow up in libraries, believing it their duty to accept the views which Cicero, which Locke, which…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Science is not a system of certain, or -established, statements; nor is it a system which steadily advances towards a…
— Karl Popper
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I have said that science is impossible without faith. ... Inductive logic, the logic of Bacon, is rather something on…
— Norbert Wiener
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But, as Bacon has well pointed out, truth is more likely to come out of error, if this is clear…
— William Bayliss
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This boulder seemed like a curious volume, regularly paged, with a few extracts from older works. Bacon tells us that…
— Archibald Geikie
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Bacon first taught the world the true method of the study of nature, and rescued science from that barbarism in…
— Thomas Young
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I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every…
— Dusty Baker
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We have found that morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved…
— William Cooke Taylor
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