"Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to……" — Jim Gaffigan
"Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'"
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
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If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
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People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly…
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The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact.
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— Adolf Hitler
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Get out into the sunlight-out where everything is-with a vibration that is so dominant that those who annoy you, those…
— Esther Hicks
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I have told you of the Spaniard who always put on his spectacles when about to eat cherries, that they…
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If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.
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What, more petitions! Won't you be, and stay, intimidated? You must really annoy Sen. Dodd. Here it is [my signature],…
— Edward Condon
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Things that annoy me end up fuelling my ideas.
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