"Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,'……" — Jim Gaffigan
"Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that."
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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