"Raising kids may be a thankless job with……" — Jim Gaffigan
"Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks."
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site.
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your…
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how…
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.
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More Hours Quotes
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Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it…
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I suffer much less than many of my colleagues. I am perfectly able to go to Australia and film within…
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The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible;…
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Not only don't I know who I am, but I'm very suspicious of people who do know who they are.…
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A mother's life, you see, is one long succession of dramas, now soft and tender, now terrible. Not an hour…
— Honore de Balzac
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I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a…
— Don Adams
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I do yoga every morning, then I run for half an hour and take a sauna.
— Antonio Banderas
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I can't imagine what it would be like being James Bond 24 hours. That must be exhausting.
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I try to do an hour of cardio on the days that I have off, and then I'll do 30…
— Travis Barker
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Usually, if I'm coming to Europe, I'm on a boat for seven days, so I spend the seven days doing…
— Travis Barker
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I had two family members involved in World War I: two great-uncles. One of them is on a memorial in…
— Ben Barnes
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Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of…
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