Drunk Quotes
1185 quotes by 870 authors
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
— Isaac Asimov
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice;…
— Dave Attell
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A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
— Edward Abbey
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on…
— Charles Baudelaire
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I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that…
— Chester Bennington
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
— Ambrose Bierce
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
— Jim Bishop
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
— Ray Bradbury
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Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.
— Joyce Brothers
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my…
— Sitting Bull
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I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart…
— Sandra Bullock
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
— George Burns
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Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.
— Sophia Bush
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
— Lord Byron
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The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.
— Michael Caine
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One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town…
— Jim Carrey
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
— Raymond Chandler
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