Drunk Quotes

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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice;… — Dave Attell
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on… — Charles Baudelaire
I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that… — Chester Bennington
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. — Jim Bishop
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. — Ray Bradbury
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — Charles Bukowski
What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my… — Sitting Bull
I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart… — Sandra Bullock
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on. — Sophia Bush
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. — Lord Byron
The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years. — Michael Caine
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town… — Jim Carrey
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. — Raymond Chandler

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