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Drunk Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
- Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who…
- Want to talk third wave feminism, you could cite Ariel Levy and the idea that women have internalized male oppression. Going to spring break at…
- The air will always be to filled with something. Your body too sore or tired. Your father too drunk. Your wife too cold. You will…
- When you're an addict, you can go without feeling anything except drunk or stoned or hungry. Still, when you compare this to other feelings, to…
- If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention.
- When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you’re…
More Drunk Quotes
- Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
- Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just… — Dave Attell
- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
- It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping!… — Charles Baudelaire
- I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want… — Chester Bennington
- Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
- Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce
- A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good… — Jim Bishop
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
- You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. — Ray Bradbury
- Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers
- We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — Charles Bukowski