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Funny Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
- A writer’s job is to cultivate what can go wrong.
- If you flee from the things you fear, there's no resolution.
- I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection.
- I have a lot of money.
- I haven't shoplifted since I was 13.
- I'm only confrontational with my friends.
- Without true chaos, we can never have true peace.
- More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
- It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
- You realize you have no control over how you're perceived.
- There will always be an underground.
- Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?
- I will never write a sequel to anything that I will ever write.
- Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by.
- The things you used to own, now they own you.
- When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
- I know this because Tyler knows this.
- If you're going to read this, don't bother.
- He was assaulting the world by assaulting himself.
- Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better.
- The future is just wasted on some people.
- At this rate, we'll never get to the future.
- We just had a near-life experience!
- Everyone's in their own personal coma.
- The joke is, we all have the same punchline.
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