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- Pay attention to me when I'm ignoring you - Women. :
- If you want a princess, you must first become a prince.
- Its so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then dont say it.
- So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question coming…
- I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. The list of people I'm going to haunt grows every day.
- It is funny how the most powerful statements in life seem to consist of three words: *I love you *life goes on *let it go…
- Forgetting how to smile is like forgetting how to think because you have to think something is funny..
- The sentence which bring smile on women face 'You've lost so much of weight
- On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much! Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable. :
- Having a dirty mind makes life a lot more fun.
- 9 out of 10 husbands agreed that their wives are always right.. The 10th husband wasn't been seen since the study was conducted..
- That mini heart-attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket
- Student sent a telegram to his Father: NO MONEY, NO FUN, -UR SON. Father replied, HOW SAD, TOO BAD,-UR DAD
- Funny how it works. People enter in our lives when we least need it, when we're already content, maybe even happy, with being alone. They…
- Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume. Forgive and forget!
- You always regret setting ur phone on 'silent ' once you have misplaced it!
- When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
- Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
- Your girlfriend takes so much time to get dressed not because she wants other men to like her but because she wants other men to…
- I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night... and if I'm lucky, I get some during the day
- I hate buses, they run twice faster when you are after it and too slow when you are in it..!!
- I hate it when TV shows add background laughter when its not even funny..!!
- I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone
- Being married is 90% talking about what to have for dinner.
- That moment of rejection when you reach down to touch your pet and they get up and walk away. -
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