Football Quotes
3104 Football quotes by 1326 unique authors
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I would definitely say the Oakland Raiders are the punk rock band of football.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.
— Lance Armstrong
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I was born in the Ottawa General Hospital right after the Gray Cup Football Game in 1939. Six months later, I was backpacked into the…
— Margaret Atwood
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
— Dave Barry
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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
— Dave Barry
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I played football when I was little. I didn't want to be an actress at all, I wanted to be a majorette in an Australian…
— Emmanuelle Beart
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My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.
— David Beckham
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Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's…
— David Beckham
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My private life is perfect. If your private life and your life outside football is good, then it is good on the field for you.
— David Beckham
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There's room for boys' and girls' football in the world-that's what I believe.
— David Beckham
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With United, we'd all grown up together, we all wanted to win the biggest trophy in football. We did it togther.
— David Beckham
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I don't know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football.
— Victoria Beckham
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a…
— Jello Biafra
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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
— Bjork
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I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That…
— Lewis Black
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I am not a movie star or a football player, I just do my thing.
— Manolo Blahnik
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I loved playing football. In this particular match the ball happened to hit my right eye, the only one which I could see light and…
— Andrea Bocelli
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I always knew I would sing. I just didn't know if I would be successful or not. But I sang at school, I sang at…
— Andrea Bocelli
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I really want to try soccer after I retire because I've watched football over the years and I think I could be a good contender.
— Usain Bolt
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
— Erma Bombeck
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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
— Jim Bouton
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I'm a big sports fan. Football. Cricket.
— Danny Boyle
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
— Terry Bradshaw
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