"Sharks are as tough as those football fans……" — Dave Barry
"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
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More American Football Quotes
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
— Erma Bombeck
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
— Erma Bombeck
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Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself.
— Bear Bryant
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When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important,…
— Dick Butkus
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All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.
— Albert Camus
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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
— Unknown Author
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To play this game (football) you must have fire in you, and there is nothing that strokes fire like hate.
— Vince Lombardi
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I visualize things in my mind before I have to do them. It's like having a mental workshop.
— Jack Youngblood
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I'll tell you, there were only a few games in my career where I was totally oblivious to everything around…
— Lawrence Taylor
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The best part of it for me is the idea that this group of young men, who came together and…
— Tom Coughlin
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I never really lost a game in my career, sometimes I just ran out of time.
— Bobby Layne
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Hey fellas! This is what you work all off season for. This is why you lift all them weights! This…
— Bill Parcells
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