"The four building blocks of the universe are……" — Dave Barry
"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
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More Block Quotes
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Whenever a toddler sees a pile of blocks, he wants to tear it down.
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What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul.
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By the time I was a teenager, when I went outside the house, it was about hip-hop all the time.…
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My God is a God who wants me to have things. He wants me to bling. He wants me to…
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
— Erma Bombeck
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A snowdrift is a beautiful thing - if it doesn't lie across the path you have to shovel or block…
— Hal Borland
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I've been through my highs, I've been through my lows; I've been through the gamut of all things in this…
— Christina Aguilera
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You know, it's kind of a shame in a way but the more seasoned directors a lot of times have…
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My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million…
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I've never had writer's block.
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There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence.
— John Calvin
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The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak, became a stepping-stone in the pathway…
— Thomas Carlyle
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