"'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of…" — Dave Barry
"'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'."
—
Dave Barry
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
-
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
-
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
-
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
-
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
-
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
-
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
-
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
-
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
-
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
-
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
See all 508 quotes by Dave Barry »
More Bag Quotes
This quote is filed under Bag Quotes,
one of 757 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
I start from scratch with each movie; I wipe the slate and I certainly don't rely on some bag of…
— Christian Bale
-
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every…
— Ellen Barkin
-
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym…
— Charles Barkley
-
To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the…
— William Blake
-
If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping…
— Bill Bryson
-
In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I…
— Julie Burchill
-
Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on…
— Sholom Aleichem
-
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
— Fred Allen
-
Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such…
— John Cleese
-
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag…
— Ty Cobb
-
All the characters in my films are fighting these problems, needing freedom, trying to find a way to cut themselves…
— Michelangelo Antonioni
-
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic…
— Bob Monkhouse
See all 757 Bag Quotes »