Fat Quotes

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All fat women look the same; they all look 42. — Margaret Atwood
Nobody wants a fat lead singer. — Sebastian Bach
Americans like fat books and thin women. — Russell Baker
I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk. — Tyra Banks
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr
Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family. — Roseanne Barr
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. — Dave Barry
I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working, my friends were… — Drew Barrymore
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. — Dave Barry
I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your body is in… — Drew Barrymore
There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast. — Charles Baudelaire
I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our backs or that… — Lake Bell
This veridic nose arrives everywhere a quarter of an hour before its master. Ten shoemakers, good round fat ones too, go and sit down to… — Cyrano de Bergerac
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. — Erma Bombeck
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. — Jo Brand
I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. — Jo Brand
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand
What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon? — Jo Brand
I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually people should be… — Jo Brand
If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so… — Jo Brand

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