"A friend doesn't go on a diet because…" — Erma Bombeck
"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop…
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More Diet Quotes
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
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I need protein from food rather than just protein supplements. I changed my diet.
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Once in a while, I'll slip and get off my vegan diet and have egg whites in the morning, that's…
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Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't…
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I've realized that I'm more important than food is. I love a big slice of pizza, but I love myself…
— Valerie Bertinelli
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I like having my hair and face done, but I'm not going to lose weight because someone tells me to.…
— Adele
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It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to…
— Adele
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I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super…
— Kristen Bell
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I always had to diet. I'm diabetic, so it's a lifestyle for me anyway just to stay healthy and not…
— Halle Berry
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I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time. I don't believe in diets.…
— Sophie Ellis Bextor
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It's not a struggle to be on a diet. You feel lighter, and your spirit is lighter, too. But I…
— Juliette Binoche
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And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and…
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