"A diet is a selection of food that……" — W.C. Fields

"A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight"

— W.C. Fields

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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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More Diet Quotes

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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?… — Dave Attell
I need protein from food rather than just protein supplements. I changed my diet. — Travis Barker
Once in a while, I'll slip and get off my vegan diet and have egg whites in the morning, that's… — Travis Barker
Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't… — Bruce Barton
I've realized that I'm more important than food is. I love a big slice of pizza, but I love myself… — Valerie Bertinelli
I like having my hair and face done, but I'm not going to lose weight because someone tells me to.… — Adele
It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to… — Adele
I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super… — Kristen Bell
I always had to diet. I'm diabetic, so it's a lifestyle for me anyway just to stay healthy and not… — Halle Berry
I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time. I don't believe in diets.… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
It's not a struggle to be on a diet. You feel lighter, and your spirit is lighter, too. But I… — Juliette Binoche
And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and… — Julie Bishop

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