Funny Friendship Quotes
42 Funny Friendship quotes by 33 unique authors
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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
— William Blake
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
— Erma Bombeck
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A faithful friend is a strong defense; And he that hath found him hath found a treasure.
— Louisa May Alcott
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
— Mark Twain
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There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.
— Unknown Author
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Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
— Edwin Arlington Robinson
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Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
— Khalil Gibran
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The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
— Elbert Hubbard
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A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.
— St. Jerome
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When you face a crisis, you know who your true friends are.
— Magic Johnson
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Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those whom God has…
— John F. Kennedy
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
— Samuel Pepys
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Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
— Plautus
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The essence of true friendship is to make allowance for another's little lapses.
— David Storey
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The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
— Henry David Thoreau
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A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend.
— Henry David Thoreau
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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
— Harry S. Truman
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Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.
— Sarah Dessen
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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
— Mark Twain
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No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
— Jay McInerney
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Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.
— Benjamin Franklin
Who Wrote These Funny Friendship Quotes
33 authors contributed a total of 42 Funny Friendship Quotes, led by these top contributors: