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Gwyneth Paltrow has 165 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
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Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when you're having…
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It's really hard to find things that are worth leaving them for. [Balancing work and motherhood is] really hard. One night in…
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I just had a baby. I'm not going to work unless it's something really special and meaningful, because I can't imagine missing…
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On daughter Apple's accent: She says Mummy instead of Mommy, I don't mind that. I will if she starts saying basil and…
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On the paparazzi: If I have my daughter in the car and they are making me nervous, I'll do whatever I have…
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I've learned a lot about genuinely not caring what strangers think about me. It's very liberating.
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"Just to have my kids be in the sun every day-picking avocados, going for a swim," she says. "Even for two years…
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She's French, so she's teaching them French, and their previous nanny was Spanish, so they're fluent in Spanish.
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Beyoncé's like, 'Okay. The singing is great. But you're not having any fun.' She's like, 'Remember when we were at Jay's concert…
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I don't hold on to fear as much as I used to, because I've learned a lot about genuinely not caring what…
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You come across [online comments] about yourself and about your friends, and it's a very dehumanizing thing,It's almost like how, in war,…
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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
— William Blake
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
— Erma Bombeck
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A faithful friend is a strong defense; And he that hath found him hath found a treasure.
— Louisa May Alcott
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
— Mark Twain
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There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.
— Unknown Author
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Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
— Edwin Arlington Robinson
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Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
— Khalil Gibran
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The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
— Elbert Hubbard
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A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.
— St. Jerome
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When you face a crisis, you know who your true friends are.
— Magic Johnson
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Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those…
— John F. Kennedy
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