Best Funny Friendship Quotes

42 Funny Friendship quotes by 33 unique authors

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. — Oscar Wilde
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a… — Lois Wyse
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh. — P. C. Cast
The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. — Gwyneth Paltrow
Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families — Tennessee Williams
Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence… — Erma Bombeck
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the… — George Carlin
The best time to make friends is before you need them. — Ethel Barrymore
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one — C.S. Lewis
A true friend stabs you in the front. — Orebela Gbenga
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. — Virginia Woolf
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately. — Benjamin Franklin
There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. — Benjamin Franklin
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that… — Unknown Author
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. — Unknown Author
Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you. — Elbert Hubbard
In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. — Will Ferrell

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