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Lois Wyse has 19 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Didn't we, like our grandchildren, begin with a childhood we thought would never end? Now, all of a sudden, I'm older than…
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If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.
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The single and most dangerous word to be spoken in business is no. The second most dangerous word is yes. It is…
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I thought about all of us women and how we spend half our lives rebelling against our mothers and the next half…
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For most of us, dreams come true only after they do not matter, Only in childhood do we ever have the chance…
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Men are taught to apologise for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
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All friends are not for life, but if you have a true friend, you have a life.
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Did I choose you? Did you choose me? And what difference does it make? All that really matters, friend, is that we…
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It was only long after the ceremony that we learned why we got married in the first place.
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The only people in the world who can change things are those who can sell ideas.
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A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted…
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Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.
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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
— William Blake
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
— Erma Bombeck
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A faithful friend is a strong defense; And he that hath found him hath found a treasure.
— Louisa May Alcott
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
— Mark Twain
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There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.
— Unknown Author
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Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
— Edwin Arlington Robinson
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Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
— Khalil Gibran
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The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
— Elbert Hubbard
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A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.
— St. Jerome
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When you face a crisis, you know who your true friends are.
— Magic Johnson
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Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those…
— John F. Kennedy
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