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- Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.
- A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that…
- An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
More Funny Friendship Quotes
- The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. — William Blake
- A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. — Erma Bombeck
- A faithful friend is a strong defense; And he that hath found him hath found a treasure. — Louisa May Alcott
- I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. — Mark Twain
- There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another. — Unknown Author
- Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson
- Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity. — Khalil Gibran
- The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. — Elbert Hubbard
- A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept. — St. Jerome
- When you face a crisis, you know who your true friends are. — Magic Johnson
- Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those… — John F. Kennedy