Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that. — Kelly Osbourne
See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer. — Mickey Lolich
This is one of those big, fat paperbacks, intended to while away a monsoon or two, which, if thrown with a good overarm action, will… — Nancy Banks-Smith
I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat. — Rod Beck
Forests and trees make significant direct contributions to the nutrition of poor households ... [as] rural communities in Central Africa obtained a critical portion of… — Frances Ford Seymour
Hey, we're like soldiers. Would you go to the Roman army and ask them if they thought they were going to win the battle? If… — Ken Simonton
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that… — Dave Barry
Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat)… — Calvin Trillin
Cats sleep fat and walk thin. — Unknown Author
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin. — Fred Schwab
If I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him. — William Shakespeare
In Hollywood, I'm obese. I'm considered a fat actress. I eat like a caveman. I'll be the only actress who doesn't have anorexia rumours! I'm… — Jennifer Lawrence
The next time you look into the mirror, try to let go of the storyline that says you're too fat or too sallow, too ashy… — Oprah Winfrey
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. — Marlon Brando
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat". — Richard Simmons
We have no butter... but I ask you, would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat. — Hermann Goring
I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged. — Steven Morrissey
Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic! — Seth Rogen
Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure — Paul McKenna
We [need to] stop treating each other like that, stop calling each other fat and stop with these unrealistic expectations for women. It's disappointing that… — Jennifer Lawrence
He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see. — Eamon Dunphy
The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat. — Robert A. Heinlein
Who cares if there are lumps on my thighs? I'm guilty of having human legs made up of fat, muscle, and skin, and sometimes when… — Kristen Bell
I believe it is important to go on insisting that normality is not what we are exposed to. Honestly, among my acquaintances there is no… — Kate Winslet
As a young girl, I never felt attractive. I was fat and unhappy at times, and that kind of thinking stays with you your entire… — Kate Winslet

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