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- I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor…
- Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings
- Cats sleep fat and walk thin.
- Lyrically, 'less words mean more' is a pretty good rule of thumb. Try to cut out the fat and get to the meat of what…
- True revolution comes not when we learn to ignore our fat and pretend we're no different, but when we learn to use it to our…
- I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good I'm almost happy it ended the way it did because I've learned so…
- In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny.
- Love fed fat soon turns to boredom.
- With rap music, because it's all so on the street, you get treated like a street cat: "All right, you've been eatin' enough, you're fat,…
- If Nirvana had remained a small, underground punk rock band, Kurt Cobain would still be alive. And he'd probably be living in Seattle, getting kind…
- If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
- I figured being fat was my destiny.
- A man does not automatically become a public figure because he happens to build an empire out of chicken fat.
- I write songs about fat girls and about men who run off to Mexico.
- Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
- Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
- Funny enough to see a fat cop runing with the bullet proof over the chest
- When the summer comes I feel sorry for fat people but when the winter come, fat people celebrate.
- I love you is a simple saying as fat girls like chocolate cake I love u is your get away train so don't let I…
More Fat Quotes
- All fat women look the same; they all look 42. — Margaret Atwood
- Nobody wants a fat lead singer. — Sebastian Bach
- Americans like fat books and thin women. — Russell Baker
- I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk. — Tyra Banks
- It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr
- Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and… — Roseanne Barr
- 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. — Dave Barry
- I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working,… — Drew Barrymore