Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. — Jackie Gleason
I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked. — Pamela Anderson
Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out. — Robbie Williams
I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you… — Kelly Osbourne
I still find it tough to be around girls because I always say the wrong thing. If a friend asks me if I look fat… — Kelly Osbourne
When I was younger, I definitely did face anti-ginger prejudice. As a child, all teasing hurts, whether it's because you're fat or a different race… — Lily Cole
I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good I'm almost happy it ended the way it did because I've learned so… — Unknown Author
Use what you have in your gym. Try to do my training program, you will lose your fat and gain muscles at the same time. — Serge Nubret
I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there — Connie Chung
Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day. — John Bishop
In Hollywood if you're good looking, tall, have OK teeth and nice skin, the odds of being successful are great. If you're short and fat,… — John Corbett
When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died. — Luther Vandross
Liposuction isn't an option, because I don't have any fat under my skin. The solution? ReFirme, which is painless — Carnie Wilson
As I was growing up, it was made clear that the fat me wasn't welcome, that a thin person was expected and awaited, and impatiently… — Arabella Weir
All is fair in war, and starvation is one of the weapons of war. I don't see why we should feed our enemies fat in… — Obafemi Awolowo
Our children will be born of our actions. Our accidents will become their destinies. Oh, the actions will remain. It is a simple matter of… — Zadie Smith
I watched him [a 'fat Russian agent'] with some interest, for it was the first time that I had seen a person whose profession was… — George Orwell
We are being at once wisely aware of our own frivolity if we avoid hitting and whacking and prefer 'striking' and 'smiting'; talk and chat… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Unsaturated fat is an outrage. — Ian Paisley
Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat. — Samuel Johnson
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body. — Homer
Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed-men, and such as sleep o'nights; Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; he thinks… — Julius Caesar
It doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at 1500 calories a… — Rush Limbaugh
Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that… — Thom Yorke
I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see… — Thom Yorke

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