Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong, — John Hiatt
The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice. — Karl Lagerfeld
There are nearly 30% of young people who are too fat. So let's take care of the zillions of the too fat before we talk… — Karl Lagerfeld
You need to understand something, you drink deeply from wells of freedom and liberty and opportunity that you did not dig. You eat lavishly from… — Cory Booker
I’m constantly criticised for being too skinny. I’m trying to gain weight but my body won’t let it happen. What people don’t understand is that… — Kendall Jenner
Muscle and water is critical in burning fat. — Lee Haney
Skeletons of mice are often to be found in coconuts, for it is easier to get in, slim and greedy, than to get out, appeased… — Viktor Korchnoi
The single most useful ingredient on the planet. In a pinch you can scramble them and call it dinner. But it only takes five eggs, a… — Ruth Reichl
I realized I could really become hooked on these happy pills. They gave me a glorious feeling of general well-being and didn't make me fat,… — Augusten Burroughs
I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini. — Luisa Tetrazzini
It ain't that you get religion. Religion gets you and then milks you dry. Won't let you drink a little whiskey. Won't let you make… — Dorothy Allison
Fat is one of the chief enemies of the heart because it has to be plentifully supplied with blood and thus needlessly increases the pumping… — Gene Tunney
People still tell me I’m fat, but when I look in the mirror, that’s not what I see. — Lara Stone
All of us as consumers have gotten spoiled, ... We expect customized goods and services at commodity prices. The only way we can do that… — Robert Rubin
Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get… — Jack LaLanne
Sitting around on your big fat gluteus maximus talking about the good old days. The good old days are right this second. You've got to… — Jack LaLanne
I think fat, out-of-shape people should be fined. — Jack LaLanne
People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.… — Jack LaLanne
Speaking of dust, ‘out of which we came and to which we shall return,’ do you know that after we are dead our corpses are… — Joris-Karl Huysmans
There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time. — Peg Bracken
I sure don't think of myself as a fat person, just someone who carries extra weight. I've never seen anyone on the DL with pulled… — Rod Beck
I hate myself because I am not beautiful. I hate myself because I am fat. — Judith Moore
One cardinal rule in behavioral medicine is that unless it is interfered with, your body knows exactly what it is doing and always does the… — Jill Johnson
The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings. — Dick Motta
You have to keep a little bit extra fat on the body. The strength and conditioning guy is always all over me about it, but… — Tony Amonte

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