Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

The bottom line is that you will not lose fat effectively with exercise-driven weight-loss efforts unless your eating habits moderate insulin production. — Mark Sisson
He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?'… — Joe Viterelli
It's a bit disappointing when board members who don't know a thing about football are making decisions on your career. When you look at it… — Willie Mason
Let the surgeon take care to regulate the whole regimen of the patient's life for joy and happiness by promising that he will soon be… — Henri de Mondeville
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia. — Russell Brand
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and… — Alan Carr
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy… — Demetri Martin
When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And… — Alan Carr
You are not an agnostic.....You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass. — Conor Cruise O'Brien
White Hot Concentration is the unappreciated fruit of hard ligting, especially squats. When your in the squat rack, with a serious amount of weight overhead,… — Brad Alan Lewis
Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. — Bill Hicks
Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That's not love, it's just rubbish. — Peter Shaffer
The most striking feature if this map is the stark fat of the Two Roads. There is the road that leads to Life, and there… — Peter Kreeft
I just don’t want to come down to that level of society….the ones who sit by their televisions, drink their beer, their guts fat, vicariously… — Miki Dora
We have so many people who can't see a fat man standing beside a thin one without coming to the conclusion that the fat man… — Ronald Reagan
Two days later, two days before Christmas, I am judged fat and sane enough to be kicked out of the hospital. The plan to send… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip. — Dave Barry
The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table. — Dolly Parton
It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture. — Erma Bombeck
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. — Paul Gauguin
It is more worthy in the eyes of God . . . if a writer makes three pages sharp and funny about the lives of… — Garrison Keillor
What is life when you come to think upon it, but a most excellent, accurately set, infinitely complicated machine for turning fat playful puppies into… — Isak Dinesen
A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones. — Ed Bliss
I am tortured too. I am tortured by belly fat and magazine covers about how to please everyone but myself. I am tortured by sheep… — A.S. King
If I'd wanted this place to fill up with every fat Irish rose that passes by, I'd've said so. — J D Salinger

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