Fat Quotes

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At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror? — Jay Leno
Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?' But they were converted and… — Daniel Pinkwater
A woman at the rear of the room raised her hand. I was focused on the argument now and made a minor social error, which… — Graeme Simsion
Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call… — Anton du Beke
The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected. — Luciano Pavarotti
People call me fat, but I don't care. I don't want to starve myself cause I am beautiful the way I am. — Jennifer Lawrence
When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause. — Jim Gaffigan
I know first hand what its like to be called names and to be affected by things. They would call me fat, they would call… — Demi Lovato
You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win. — Natalie Imbruglia
To a new generation of butterflies, hopefully less stupid than last. Maybe they were burgeoning even now in fat little cocoons. Or maybe not. — Laini Taylor
Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too. — Gayle Forman
If you offer fasting with humility and with mercy, your bones, as Isaiah said, shall be fat, and you shall be like a well-watered garden… — Ambrose
My father is the Hollywood equivalent of a clean, fillet-brazed frame. My brother is like one of those fat-tubed aluminum Cannondales. I'm more like one… — Emilio Estevez
If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you — Valerie Bertinelli
We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. — Gary Taubes
You can train and train until you are blue in the face, but you've got to diet, you've got to have that leanness because if… — Henry Cavill
I used to weigh myself every day at a certain time of day. Then I would write down the number and measure my body fat.… — Katherine Heigl
There was a scene cut out of 'Big Fat Liar' (2002) where I had to wear a dress. This may sound kind of weird, but… — Frankie Muniz
Fetishes are literally viewed as fake forms of attraction. The fetish concept is used to delegitimatize attraction to any and all bodies that are not… — Julia Serano
I loved eating and I did put on weight. I never actually felt fat until I started going for castings, for auditions. — Archie Panjabi
I have a fat head - I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me. — Rachael Ray
When I started modeling, I was definitely heavier. I was quite voluptuous in fact. I had a real baby face and baby fat. But I… — Rosie Huntington Whiteley
I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street. — Barack Obama
It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for… — Kate Winslet
Even when I'm playing someone named 'Fat Amy.' I'm all about confidence and attitude. — Rebel Wilson

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