Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

I would just like to say that opera is no longer about fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses. — Lesley Garrett
We don't teach from Books of the Bible because it gets in the way of evangelism. We don't offer different kinds of Bible studies because… — Steven Furtick
A coach can't be concerned with the poor ballplayer. If the player can't make it, he's got to be out right away. It's a very… — John McNally
Not on morality, but on cookery, let us build our stronghold: there brandishing our frying-pan, as censer, let us offer sweet incense to the Devil,… — Thomas Carlyle
These are the people who do studies that your carry-out Chinese meals are saturated in fat. I'd just like to meet them! I mean, what… — Robert M. Parker, Jr.
Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard,… — Joe Pesci
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. — Steve Coogan
The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse is that comes… — Wilbur Smith
Started out, Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho... What is zaftig? Isn't that German for big fat pig? I guess I was lucky- zaftig is kind… — Margaret Cho
People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people, but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture, even though we hate our… — Camryn Manheim
At least three time per day at scheduled times, he had to ask himself the following question: Am I being productive or just active? Charney… — Tim Ferriss
I love to go out in late September among the fat, overripe, icy, black blackberries to eat blackberries for breakfast, the stalks very prickly, a… — Galway Kinnell
I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground… — Jack Handey
In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny. — Unknown Author
Lean liberty is better than fat slavery — John Ray
Love fed fat soon turns to boredom. — Unknown Author
People feel poorly because they are nourished by foods you wouldn't feed to your dog and cat. The rich western diet is full of fat,… — John A. McDougall
Fat people who want to reduce should take their exercise on an empty stomach and sit down to their food out of breath.... Thin people… — Hippocrates
The time for reminiscing is after rugby. Then you can sit down and get fat. — Josh Lewsey
I have killed, robbed and injured too many white men to believe in a good peace. They are medicine and I would eventually die a… — Sitting Bull
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light. — Sam Ewing
Do you know that fat little guy from Seinfeld? He has become the main pitchman for KFC, Jason Alexander. And beginning in May he is… — Dan Mathews
We've going to bring back thighs. Enough of these size zeros. Thighs, and back fat, and over-the-belt fat, it's all got to come back again,… — Nicole Appleton
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull! — Jerry Lawler
So many people have fat bank accounts! But when God wants them to give they can’t give. When God wants them to do certain things… — Kong Hee

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