Golf Quotes

1965 quotes by 743 authors

I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong
It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger. — Lance Armstrong
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. — Franklin P. Adams
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. — Dave Barry
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny
I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. — Yogi Berra
I didn't know much about golf growing up. — Yogi Berra
You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a… — Jello Biafra
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. — Jim Bishop
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off… — Lewis Black
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto… — Lewis Black
I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where… — Lewis Black
When you look at facing retirement in your mid-30s, and all of a sudden the outlet for that passion and work ethic goes away, you… — Drew Bledsoe
I know this golf tournament has my name on it but it's not about me. It's about the Louisiana Tech family. There is nothing greater… — Terry Bradshaw
I never play golf because it takes too long, and the business connections it produces can be made just as easily over an early breakfast. — Eli Broad
It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it. — Bear Bryant
My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275,… — Jason Aldean
I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago. — James Caan
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!' — Adam Carolla

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