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Golf Quotes by Dan Jenkins
- Regardless of what the tour pros think, golf is a rich and varied game, and what all of us awkward fools do on weekends is…
- The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all…
- The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
- A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
- If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.
- Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same caddie yard -…
- Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.
- Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs.
- Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.
- Golf was never a religion to me.
- There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.
- The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
- The recreational golfer who gives it careful thought will conclude that the favorite golf hole in his life played downhill, gradually or severely, and normally…
- Of course, Dwight D. Eisenhower gets credit for doing more for golf than any other White House resident, a mid- to high-handicapper though he was.
- Prescott Bush was himself a president of the U. S. Golf Association at one time - 1935 - before he became a U.S. senator from…
- High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.
- I quickly discovered that trying to go play golf while living in Manhattan was about as easy as trying to grab a taxi while standing…
More Golf Quotes
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong
- It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger. — Lance Armstrong
- Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. — Franklin P. Adams
- Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry
- For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. — Dave Barry
- Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny
- I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. — Yogi Berra
- I didn't know much about golf growing up. — Yogi Berra
- You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football… — Jello Biafra
- Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. — Jim Bishop
- I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes… — Lewis Black
- If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and… — Lewis Black