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- If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.
- A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no…
- Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your…
- Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
- You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes…
- It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.
- Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.
- Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of most accurate misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes.
- Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
- Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state.
- On the course, what is feared is like a magnet. Water, bunkers, trees, ravines, high grass - whatever you fear turns magnetic.
- The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree,…
- The object of a bunker or trap is not only to punish a physical mistake, to punish lack of control, but also to punish pride…
- The best stroked putt in a lifetime does not bring the aesthetic satisfaction of a perfectly hit wood or iron shot. There is nothing to…
- The better you putt, the bolder you play.
- You get no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball to drop into the cup that counts.
- I have three-putted in 40 countries.
- In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally…
- Everybody has two swings: the one he uses during the last three holes of a tournament and the one he uses the rest of the…
- Through the ball we are all the same. We just have different ways of getting it there.
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