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- The last time I had this much fun was a root-canal operation.
- It is impossible to outplay an opponent you can't outthink.
- She knows how to hang on to my money. I wish her mom were the same way.
- Golfers should not fail to realize that it is a game of great traditions, of high ideals of sportsmanship, one in which a strict adherence…
- The rules are simple and easily understood by anyone who has once seen the game, but to the totally uninitiated they appear to be hopelessly…
- To help your concentration, don't take too much time.
- When I'm in this state, everything is pure, vividly clear. I'm in a cocoon of concentration.
- Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.
- I can't exactly describe it, but as I looked at the putt, the hole looked as big as a wash tub, I suddenly became convinced…
- I had played so poorly recently, I started thinking that maybe I should do something else. Then I saw my friends going to work everyday…
- I just dress up what the Good Lord provides.
- When the path ahead of you is uphill, surrounded by rough spots, hazards and obstacles: use a pitching wedge.
- My handicap? Woods and irons.
- No golfer can ever become too good to practice.
- Don't let the bad shots get to you. Don't let yourself become angry. The true scramblers are thick-skinned. And they always beat the whiners.
- When I play my best golf, I feel as if I'm in a fog, standing back watching the earth in orbit with a golf club…
- The subconscious mind is probably the most important factor in being a good golfer. It keeps distractions on the course from ruining a good round.…
- I've come to realize that I perform best when I'm letting my subconscious mind hit the ball and my conscious mind is otherwise occupied.
- My butterflies are still going strong. I just hope they are flying in formation.
- Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game.
- I think golfers get over-concerned about results. Enjoy the process: enjoy the opportunity to play.
- In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.
- You win all the Tucsons, all the Kemps, all the Iron City Opens you can, nobody remembers. You win a Masters, nobody ever forgets
- Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance.
- Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.
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