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Golf Quotes by Ben Crenshaw
- I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
- Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game…
- The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par…
- The game embarrasses you until you feel inadequate.
- My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake.
- I don't have any big secret about putting. Just hit at it. It's either going to miss or go in.
- A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes.
- If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry…
- You learn to accept defeat graciously in golf. Unlike other sports, the game itself is a constant opponent. It never stops. A golfer is fortunate…
- I was horrified. Absolutely heart sick. All I could think of was that after 23 years together, I'd lost my faithful ally. I couldn't sleep,…
- I had a 15th club in my bag.
- This is happening all over the world. It's not just this golf course. Hopefully, if it stays dry, it will let a few more people…
- I enjoy Augusta. I enjoy its challenges. There's no other golf course like this anywhere. Its greens and its challenges on and around the greens…
- So in the summer of 1968, a young golfer from Texas experienced something that would forever change his life. Not only did I fall in…
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- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong
- It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger. — Lance Armstrong
- Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. — Franklin P. Adams
- Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry
- For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. — Dave Barry
- Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny
- I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. — Yogi Berra
- I didn't know much about golf growing up. — Yogi Berra
- You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football… — Jello Biafra
- Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. — Jim Bishop
- I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes… — Lewis Black
- If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and… — Lewis Black