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Golf Quotes by Henry Beard
- When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
- "Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf
- Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.
- A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
- If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back,…
- Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
- A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.
- Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.
- Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's…
- Wear it if it clashes.
- Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.
- Whenever I dream of playing a perfect round of golf, which I rarely do more than a dozen times a day, I picture myself on…
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