Golf Quotes

1965 quotes by 664 authors

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. — Harry Vardon
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his… — Harry Vardon
Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. — Ken Venturi
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. — Brian Weiss
I do much of my creative thinking while golfing. If people know you're working at home they think nothing of walking in for a cup… — Harper Lee
Golf is played with a number of striking implements more intricate in shape than those used in any form of recreation except dentistry. — E. V. Knox
Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again. — Unknown Author
No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why… — Bobby Jones
"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in… — P.G. Wodehouse
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance. — Alistair Cooke
Golf is the only-est sport. You're completely alone with every conceivable opportunity to defeat yourself. Golf brings out your assets and liabilities as a person.… — Hale Irwin
Regardless of what the tour pros think, golf is a rich and varied game, and what all of us awkward fools do on weekends is… — Dan Jenkins
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse. — Eric Linklater
Golf is more exacting than racing, cards, speculation, or matrimony. In almost all other games you pit yourself against a mortal foe; in golf it… — Arnold Haultain
Golf is the only game where the worst player gets the best of it. He obtains more out of it as regards both exercise and… — David Lloyd George
Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of most accurate misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes. — Unknown Author
Golf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again. — Roberto De Vicenzo
Golf is very much like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't… — Louise Suggs
Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game. — Jack Nicklaus
The right way to play golf is to go up and hit the bloody thing. — George Duncan

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