Golf Quotes

1965 quotes by 664 authors

Golf is not a wrestle with Bogey; it is not a struggle with your mortal foe; it is a physiological, psychological and moral fight with… — Arnold Haultain
The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two. — Bobby Jones
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life. — Charles Rosin
Golf is said to be an humbling game, but it is surprising how many people are either not aware of their weaknesses of else reckless… — Bobby Jones
The average player would rather play than watch. Those who don't play can't possibly appreciate the subtleties of the game. Trying to get their attention… — Bob Toski
Golf is an indispensable adjunct to high civilisation. — Andrew Carnegie
A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway. — Jim Bishop
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have a chance of… — Bobby Jones
Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state. — Unknown Author
The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all… — Dan Jenkins
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
On the course, what is feared is like a magnet. Water, bunkers, trees, ravines, high grass - whatever you fear turns magnetic. — Unknown Author
The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was… — Art Buchwald
I get pissed off. I simply do not understand someone who hits a ball that lands behind a tree and can look at it and… — Simon Hobday
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree,… — Unknown Author
There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he… — Sam Snead
No matter what calamities befall him in everyday life, the true hacker still needs the pressure and inconvenience of four hours of trudging in wind… — Tom O'Connor
I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to… — Milt Gross
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a… — Buddy Hackett

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