Golf Quotes

1965 quotes by 664 authors

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. — George Robertson, Baron Robertson of Port Ellen
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in… — Chi Chi Rodriguez
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a… — Chi Chi Rodriguez
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes… — Unknown Author
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot… — Osbert Sitwell
It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. — Unknown Author
Of all the hazards, fear is the worst. — Sam Snead
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. — Sam Snead
You can't go into a shop and buy a good game of golf. — Sam Snead
There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long. — Sam Snead
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. — Lee Trevino
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. — Lee Trevino
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. — Lee Trevino
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. — John Updike

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