"A golf ball can stop in the fairway,……" — Jim Bishop
"A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway."
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24 Quotes by Jim Bishop
Jim Bishop has 24 quotes on this site.
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically…
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A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up…
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When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell…
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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
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The reporter is the daily prisoner of clocked facts. On all working days, he is expected to do his best…
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Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.
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To have courage, one must first be afraid. The deeper the fear, the more difficult the climb toward courage.
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Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.
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True love is night jasmine, a diamond in darkness, the heartbeat no cardiologist has ever heard. It is the most…
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Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are…
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More Ball Quotes
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one of 1,875 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.
— Arthur Ashe
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I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your…
— Arthur Ashe
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I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.
— Rodney Atkins
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I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for…
— Rowan Atkinson
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It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two!
— Ernie Banks
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
— Dave Barry
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A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing…
— Clara Barton
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Go on daddy-daughter dates and father-and-sons' outings with your children. As a family, go on campouts and picnics, to ball…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
— Yogi Berra
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Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It's being able to take…
— Larry Bird
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It doesn't matter who scores the points, it's who can get the ball to the scorer.
— Larry Bird
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I loved playing football. In this particular match the ball happened to hit my right eye, the only one which…
— Andrea Bocelli
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