"Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't…" — Jim Bishop
"Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt."
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24 Quotes by Jim Bishop
Jim Bishop has 24 quotes on this site.
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically…
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A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up…
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When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell…
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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
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The reporter is the daily prisoner of clocked facts. On all working days, he is expected to do his best…
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A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few…
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Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.
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To have courage, one must first be afraid. The deeper the fear, the more difficult the climb toward courage.
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True love is night jasmine, a diamond in darkness, the heartbeat no cardiologist has ever heard. It is the most…
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Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are…
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More Agreement Quotes
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It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also…
— Aristotle
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The logical thing is to implement the Arab Defense Agreement.
— Bashar al-Assad
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We have to make sure the Good Friday Agreement works.
— Gerry Adams
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The Good Friday Agreement and the basic rights and entitlements of citizens that are enshrined within it must be defended…
— Gerry Adams
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The last months, weeks and days have seen accelerating discussions, involving the DUP for the first time, about a comprehensive…
— Gerry Adams
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
— Roseanne Barr
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Soviet regime in a way deprived me from my childhood in my homeland, because my father was in military, and…
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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I hate to say it but I think it has become very obvious that our system for devising trade agreements,…
— Xavier Becerra
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You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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There are things they tell us that sound good to hear, but when they have accomplished their purpose they will…
— Sitting Bull
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Politics and the pulpit are terms that have little agreement.
— Edmund Burke
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A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over,…
— Lord Byron
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