"Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to……" — Jim Bishop
"Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder."
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24 Quotes by Jim Bishop
Jim Bishop has 24 quotes on this site.
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically…
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A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up…
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When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell…
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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
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The reporter is the daily prisoner of clocked facts. On all working days, he is expected to do his best…
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A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few…
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To have courage, one must first be afraid. The deeper the fear, the more difficult the climb toward courage.
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Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.
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True love is night jasmine, a diamond in darkness, the heartbeat no cardiologist has ever heard. It is the most…
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Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are…
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More Golf Quotes
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I still don't get golf.
— Lance Armstrong
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It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.
— Lance Armstrong
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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the…
— Franklin P. Adams
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
— Dave Barry
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
— Dave Barry
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
— Jack Benny
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I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
— Yogi Berra
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I didn't know much about golf growing up.
— Yogi Berra
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You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on…
— Jello Biafra
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
— Jim Bishop
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I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap.…
— Lewis Black
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If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come…
— Lewis Black
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