Golf Ball Quotes

40 quotes by 36 authors

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in… — Chi Chi Rodriguez
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be… — Bobby Jones
The fun part of golf is the variety of shots. In football you can do anything with a ball, but you can do anything with… — Johan Cruijff
A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway. — Jim Bishop
The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was… — Art Buchwald
Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that… — Ben Hogan
Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold… — Bobby Jones
I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence. — Bobby Jones
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about. — Bob Hope
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. — Dan Jenkins
The earth is GodÊ¹s golf ball. — Don Van Vliet
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky
The competition I played against was fantastic, but golf is a different game now. The courses have shrunk because the equipment has gotten better. They're… — Hollis Stacy
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching. — Jessica Ennis
You can't lose an old golf ball. — John A. Willis
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. — Jack Handey
If you have a golf-ball-sized consciousness, when you read a book, you'll have a golf-ball-sized understanding; when you look out a window, a golf-ball-sized awareness,… — David Lynch
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course… — Bill Engvall
Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit… — Sloane Crosley
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls. — Bob Hope

Who Wrote These Golf Ball Quotes

36 authors contributed a total of 40 Golf Ball Quotes, led by these top contributors: