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Craig Brown has 57 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Traditionally, wake-up calls are meant to wake you up rather than send you to sleep: the clue is in the wording. But…
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Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as…
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Like many men who play tennis, when I hit a ball into the net, I tend to look daggers at my racket,…
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One of the many joys of tongue-twisters is that they serve no purpose beyond fun.
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It is only if you happen to be a newscaster that the tongue-twister spells peril.
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There are few things quite so effortlessly enjoyable as watching an eminent person getting in a huff and flouncing out of a…
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The only behaviour that is truly common is to avoid doing something because you think others might consider it common.
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Over the years, the idea seems to have grown up that brightly coloured flowers are vulgar, and that the only flowers to…
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Tweeting is the go-to medium for the show-off and the shyster.
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I have twice met Jeffrey Archer, and on both occasions was struck by the firmness of his handshake - and the way…
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For some reason, it is always thrilling to spot your home town in the news.
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The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house.
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Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a…
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Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf…
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I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its…
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
— Bob Hope
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Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.
— Dan Jenkins
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The earth is Godʹs golf ball.
— Don Van Vliet
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Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
— Bruce Lansky
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