"What am I supposed to do if I……" — Alan Carr

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a… - Alan Carr
"What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!"

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