Bald Quotes
191 quotes by 167 authors
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Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
— Matthew Arnold
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The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
— Jorge Luis Borges
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You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
— Elayne Boosler
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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
— Bennett Cerf
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We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to…
— Alison Lurie
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If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO.
— Drake
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I have my own identity ... The whole Michael thing does drive me nuts sometimes because people won't leave it alone. He's bald, I have…
— Kobe Bryant
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All beliefs are bald ideas.
— Francis Picabia
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My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg. However…
— John Cheever
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When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many…
— John Glenn
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Physically, the Ventoux is dreadful. Bald, it's the spirit of Dry: Its climate (it is much more an essence of climate than a geographic place)…
— Roland Barthes
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Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.
— Fred Astaire
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When the moon shall have faded out from the sky, and the sun shall shine at noonday a dull cherry red, and the seas shall…
— William Jacob Holland
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Some people are under the impression that all that is required to make a good fisherman is the ability to tell lies easily and without…
— Jerome K. Jerome
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A champion shows who he is by what he does when he's tested. When a person gets up and says 'I can still do it',…
— Marvin Hagler
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God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
— Joe Cocker
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It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
— Colin Mochrie
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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
— Albert Brooks
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In the past, I’ve had my share of good reviews, but it’s always the crazy, scary, weirdo guy. I don’t even know how it happened.…
— Gary Oldman
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If I see a black kid in a hoodie and it's late at night, I'm walking to the other side of the street. And if…
— Mark Cuban
Who Wrote These Bald Quotes
167 authors contributed a total of 191 Bald Quotes, led by these top contributors: