Bald Quotes
191 quotes by 160 authors
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I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the…
— Bruce Robinson
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States' rights, as our forefathers conceived it, was a protection of the right of the individual citizen. Those who preach most frequently about states' rights…
— Robert Kennedy
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Golden eagles don`t mate with bald eagles, deer don`t mate with antelope, gray wolves don`t mate with red wolves. Just look at domesticated animals, at…
— Russell Means
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald, Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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The Universe was a silly place at best...but the least likely explanation for it was the no-explanation of random chance, the conceit that abstract somethings…
— Robert A. Heinlein
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Redd stared at the bald head bent down before her. How refreshing Vollrath's sacrifice was. He didn't beg for his life. He didn't embarrasss himself…
— Frank Beddor
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It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
— Christopher Moore
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Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of…
— Charlie Brooker
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A good leg will fall, a straight back will stoop, a black beard will turn white, a curled pate will grow bald, a fair face…
— William Shakespeare
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Live well, Ichigo. Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And... if you can, die smiling. (Isshin Kurosaki)
— Tite Kubo
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I would like to barbecue those Olympian gods. They are very tasty. One day, I’m going to eat that redheaded goddess, too. (Simi) She doesn’t…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I'm a cancer survivor. Person #1: And how's that working out for you? Me: Well, you see, I, uh,…
— Jordan Sonnenblick
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Dark house, by which once more I stand Here in the long unlovely street, Doors, where my heart was used to beat So quickly, waiting…
— Alfred Lord Tennyson
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I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.
— Louise Rennison
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Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. I'll see you he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for the first time…
— Ruta Sepetys
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Then she yelled after the girl, 'No, we haven't seen any bald 'uns all days. But yesterday seventeen of 'em went by. Arm in arm!
— Astrid Lindgren
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Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln.
— Richard Paul Evans
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Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD?
— Jean Webster
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Lissa lowered her voice and added, "I might not even go to school anyway. I might defer and join the Peace Corps and go to…
— Sarah Dessen
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...'I thought the rule was that all monks were shaved.' 'Oh, Soto says he is bald under the hair,'said Lu Tze. 'He says the hair…
— Terry Pratchett
Who Wrote These Bald Quotes
160 authors contributed a total of 191 Bald Quotes, led by these top contributors: