Bald Quotes

191 quotes by 160 authors

Both the great and the small shall die in this land: they shall not be buried, neither shall men lament for them, nor cut themselves,… — Bible
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind — Bulgarian Proverb
Opportunity has hair in front; behind she is bald; if you seize her by the forelock, you may hold her, but, if suffered to escape,… — Latin Proverb
Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald. — Proverb
He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald. — Marlon Brando
It was the summer before the real world started and, the deal was we would get to go, if we cleaned it up, and got… — Eric Church
You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly? — Julio Iglesias
At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge. — Christine Lavin
Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way… — Chris LeDoux
I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair. — Lucius Annaeus Seneca
If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color — Unknown Author
A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called — Menander Of Athens
From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win… — Damon Wayans
Pause for this dumber speech, I glow like Buddha, Disturb me, and youll be all over the flow like Luda, Bitch, I flow like scuba,… — Cory Gunz
Kakarott! Im going to kill you, your son and that bald guy! — Vegeta
A bald head pussy ain't shit, got them razor bumps bitch, grow some hair and get legit! — Pimp C
If I ever go bald, I'll kill myself. — Slash
Bald head hoes, I see some bald head hoes. Erry where I go I see some bald head hoes. — Lil Wyte
I'm swaggin out in my cool greys, no LL but these cool J's. My wrist froze but I'm cool shade, like a bald head I'm… — Meek Mill
I said Im swaggin out in my Cool Greys, no LL, but these cool Js and my wrist froze, but Im cool sha, like a… — Meek Mill

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